Thursday, October 28, 2010

12 NHL Surprises

Ok so we are 10 or so games into the NHL season - big deal. Well, it is 1/8th of the season, worth just as much as games 72-82. Here are some quick surprises thus far that you may not have noticed yet... Enter exaggerated stats and extrapolations.

1 - Steve Stamkos has twice as many goals as Alex Ovechkin, but not as many as Patrick Sharp (Blackhawks plug #1).

2 - James Wisniewski is the NHL's leading scorer from defense and Mark Letestu the leading rookie scorer.

3 - Keeping on the rookie trend, Washington's Michal Neuvirth is quietly the only rookie starting goaltender and leading the league in wins. Semyon who?

4 - The only category that Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin lead in is shots - and probably sponsorship dollars. This is what happens when 95% of your commercials budget went to paying the pro.

5 - New Jersey has 5 points through 10 games for last in the league, but Kovalchuk is worth 100 million?

6 - Leaf fans; Phil Kessel has 7 goals and Tyler Seguin has 1 - who needs 1st round picks?

7 - Tim Thomas, through 4 games is 4-0 and has a .978 SVP. Vezina winner that is long from done.

8 - Tyler Myers is on pace to be -74 at the end of the season and Michael Cammalleri for +90. Obviously, these trends will continue.

9 - Ottawa still doesn't have a goalie, but Brian Elliot earns points for wearing this Gongshow Hockey lid.

10 - Andrew Ladd has 10 points through 9 games, Niklas Hjalmarsson has 0 in 9 games.

11 - Brendan Morrison is Calgary's top scorer, and has more points than any Canuck not named Sedin.

12 - At age 40, Nicklas Lidstrom is on pace for 90 points and speaks with a perfect Michigan-Sweden hybrid accent.

Oh and here is Ovechkin's equally brutal commercial video rebuttal.

Friday, August 27, 2010

The summer that was

Summer recap: Kovalchuk, Turco, Yzerman and the Habs & Leafs

This summer hasn’t exactly been a typical summer for the NHL. Notably, the Kovalchuk fiasco, the lack of franchise relocation talk, and the explosion of the Stanley Cup Champions.

With 102 million over 17 years, I am just going to put the Kovalchuk situation in perspective for us. You’re going swimming, your parents expect you not to go deeper than your waist. You go in a bit deeper to your elbows, look at your parents and they aren’t paying attention, so you continue to go deeper and deeper until they say get out of the pool.

We can circle all of the past contracts that have established precedent and pushed the envelope, however, this contract goes too far. In my opinion, the contract was rightfully rejected but the NHL should have been paying attention to the implications of the previous contracts. This to me is odd as I am one of the few that believe in Bill Daley and Gary Bettman. It is good to see the Devils re-work this contract and I do hope they can work things out.

On to more friendly matters! How about the Blackhawks? Putting my now personal bias aside, I think Stan Bowman did an excellent job in remodelling this team. He hasn’t lost any of his, in my opinion, best 8 players (in order; Kane, Toews, Keith, Sharp, Hossa, Seabrook, Campbell and Hjalmarsson) and he has managed to upgrade his goaltending situation. Ok, some of you don’t consider Marty Turco and upgrade over Niemi but consider this; the 1.45 million they save is a huge upgrade for the overall scheme. I am willing to bet with anyone that Turco will have a better season than Niemi (in GAA and SVP)

For the record, I bought my first Blackhawks hat; I’m a sell out with a good explanation.

How about Steve Yzerman reshaping the Lightning! I was a little worried about his future starting off with such a disaster of a team model however he has definitely shown us all what he saw. The hiring of Guy Boucher, Tod Leiweke, Wayne Flemming and Pat Verbeek has really bolstered a weak administration. The on-ice performance will surely follow.

Ok so Montreal Canadiens fans; quel belle saison! It will be hard to reproduce last year’s playoff success but I think improving on the regular season should be an attainable goal. Jaroslav Halak is gone but in comes Lars Eller, a big body with excellent hands and good speed along with Ian Schultz (whom we won’t see for a while). Having P.K. around all season will be great for the team but expect bumps along the way.

Other than that, happy to see Sergei Kostitsyn gone and Louis Leblanc sign his entry level contract. For those that didn’t like the recent trade of Cedrick Desjardins, you should take some comfort in knowing that this laterall move was mainly because Guy Boucher really likes Desjardins and Ramo couldn’t find his place in Tampa.

As for the Leafs’ faithful, you have to be excited about these changes. Headlining the summer moves would be acquiring Kris Versteeg, this young forward has everything the Leafs need; talent, confidence and a stanley cup ring (only Giguere, Beauchemin and now Lebda have cups).

One thing that jumps off the page to me is that the Leafs have zero forwards over 28 and 5 defenseman over 27. I think this team should plan to be competitive over the next 3-8 years and I don’t think many of their defenseman will be hitting their stride at that age. However, I have to say the moves that occurred this summer seem to be beneficial, but I doubt they can finish any better than last in the Northeast.

With that let’s head into the season, here are a few predictions for fun…
The leafs will finish last in the Northeast (as mentioned above)
Dustin Byfuglien will have less than 10 goals this season
Henrik Sedin will be Vancouver’s captain
Dallas will have the 1st overall draft pick
Oli Jokinen will succeed in Calgary
Jaroslav Halak will not fair well in St-Louis
Marty Turco will lead the Western Conference in wins
Ottawa will still not have a goaltender and Spezza will be their best player

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

10 Telling Stats - NHL Playoffs



With the Stanley Cup being awarded in the next few days lets go over some quick, telling statistics from the past NHL playoff season.



  1. 60 percent of the time, Jonathan Toews will win the faceoff.
  2. 49 years since Chicago won the cup
  3. -12 from Marc-Andre Bergeron (playoff worst)
  4. 19 points from Ville Leino (20 career season points)
  5. 13 goals from Michael Cammalleri
  6. 29 minutes per game for Chris Pronger
  7. 9, most wins by a goalie not named Antti Niemi
  8. 146 mouth guards used by Patrick Kane
  9. 37 too many men on the ice penalties
  10. 3 times in history we have seen a team come back from 0-3

Personally, I have loved watching this season's playoffs. Of course, I am a Montreal Canadiens fan therefore the playoffs have been a welcome surprise. There have been many reasons for you to enjoy the playoffs so I encourage the readers to put up their best part of the playoffs, here are some of mine.

The Habs. The rise (and fall?) of Michael Leighton. The 0-3 flyers. The 3-0 bruins. The lack of goaltending. The ever-eroding consciousness of Bob Cole. The new NHL commercials. The 40 year Chicago cup drought. Hal Gill being Crosby's kryptonite. The mormon beard of Jonathan Toews.